Wee-oo, Wee-oo.

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"No officer, there really is nothing in the car you should know about." ?

Me: Hannah, wait.

Hannah: -What?

We're getting pulled over.

-What?!

We're getting pulled over. Just hold on.

-What?! Why?

I don't know. I don't know!

-Oh great.

Last night was one for a book somewhere.

We had no idea what I did wrong. Not a clue.

They kept asking if I knew what I did. And I kept saying no.

"You sure there's nothing you can think of that was wrong?"

"No...nothing?"

"Well, don't you think you pulled out in front of us back there a little fast. If we'd been drunk, you know, I don't think we could have stopped."

Um...what!!

It was so weird. He asked if we had any drugs or anything.

We said no officer.

He said do you mind if we search the car. Well yeah, I mind. I don't really want anymore attention on us than there already is, you could turn off your giant bubble, we're in park, but I guess you can search it.

Then they really flashed the light right in my eyes and went back to their car to check our licenses. When they returned he said we were free to go. And that was the end of it.